Funny Quotes About Life

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  • The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Switched Off, Due To Cost Reductions, Sorry For Any Inconvenience...

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  • "Time can't be tampered with. But setting your parents clock an hour behind can't hurt."

    by Britt
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  • "You have stated clearly that you have been wanting to off yourself for quite a while now...If I hear it from you one more time I'm going to do it for you"

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • Whos all sittin in class boaed outta your mind listen to the teacher talk about somethin you've been doin your whole life!!!!!!

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  • Clothes are what make the person; therefore, naked people have no influence on society.

    by crystal
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  • "It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian."

    by Celina
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  • I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!

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  • Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

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  • The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas!

    by ItGirl
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  • “The secret to creativity is knowing to hide your sources”

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