Lionel Messi moving to PSG is the reason why I developed an unusual desire to study French again.

Why did Italy win Euro 2020 against England? Because it's coming to Rome.

The money a Ugandan woman spends on just one hairjob can take care of my haircuts for two years.

If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, then where are gays from?

Why worry about public opinion yet you have your own opinions?

Association Football is just entertainment; you lose then win, othertimes you draw, no stress.

I'm skinny and proud because life is not a Size Contest.

Let's crack tea and g-nut jokes! Spaghetti is more expensive.

The way I live my life is as simple as possible.

Why should I blame the Government for the safari ants in my bedsheets? That is all Opposition seems to do, blame blame blame for petty things.