The land of plugington, ruled by the marshmallow king, postman pan.

If it's unladylike, fattening, or fun, I'm in!!!

I want real answers, intelligent answers, believable answers, and answers that don't make me ass.
--Noelle
[[ass is supposed to be laugh, she messed up her lines for the spring play. Don't know how she managed to mistake ass for laugh, but....]]

* "A man come to oor (not wor) door. I says come in, take a seat. He says 'I'm coming in to take the lot.'"

Bobby Thompson

* "The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work."

* "I'll give yu a bottle o' Brandy if you can tell us you pay the 'lectric bill before you get the red letter."

ALL QUOTES BY BOBBY THOMPSON- THE LITTLE WASTER

Instant S|UT; Just add alcohol

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Get your eyes examined; if you don't need them, the optometrist will tell you.