"your boyfriend thinks i am cute".

Boys fall at my feet...I trip them!

Your so ugly you have to sneak up on your mirror!!!

EATTIN' DODGES
SHITTIN CHEAVY

lol my sister boyfriend drives a ford truck and has this on the back of it.
I thought it was funny

!~!~! your about as useful as a baseball bat during a war!~!~!

didnt wqrite heard in an old army game my bro had

Problem is I've had to wait all day, now my patience is whispering impatient thoughts

If God watches everything I do,
I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert ;-)

I love when on the first day of school I get to act all innocent and quiet...so when I start getting in trouble people find it hard to believe or they just pretend it hasn't happened.

-Me

It feels like life is throwing lemons at me instead of handing them to me...

-Me

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.