"Rash? Rash is trying to commit suicide with a plastic spoon."

Vampire:give mi ur blood
girl:im quite a bleeder but im willin to hand you my bloody tampon
vampire:can u super size that for mi.nd i like my blood well done

Girl:u wanna butter mi biscuits
boy:umm i think im actually out of butter.but i think we still have biscuits
girl:no i mean these biscuits(pull down pants)
boy:now those biscuits dont need any butterin.they looked butter enough

Your mouth is like a gun
and somebody pulled the trigger.

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, Weed, Birth Control

Life's a Glitch and then we all die
So Pluck the world and lets all get high

"I don't speak Enchilada!"

Think of me as the Barbie you'll never get to play with.

The worse time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

If I was a cat and someone threw me off something just to see if I would land on my feet, I would flip twice then land on my back just to piss them off

Smile, it confuses peoples.