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  • Help others when there life is full of rain, but still find time to dance in it.

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  • "Get the disk out of the player/Which one?/The silver one......... :["
    {Both of the players were silver lol}

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  • A friend will ask to get into your fridge when they come over. A true friend will invite themselves

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  • "....Or maybe its a glowing key that when u stick it into people it unlocks their death"

    <Red Vs. Blue>

    <Church and Caboose are tlaking about some glowing sword, and theyre tryig to determine what it really was

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  • "You got steak on my mango!"
    "You got mango on my steak!"

    <Something i said when me n my friend were eating dinner once, laughed for hours lol>

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  • The best prize that life can offer is working hard at work worth doing

    I heard that in a movie

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  • Life comes at you fast...so does a moving vehicle.

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  • If you are hearing voices in your head telling you to jump off a cliff OR if the mole on your head tells you to jump off a cliff...please, see a theripist.

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  • " i love your, i like the contrast between the blue and the black"

    _i get a look from anthony

    " it wasn't supposed to be black okay? it was an accident, i swear"

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  • I miss the care free days of childhood, you could eat anything.. Now if you eat anything, you feel fat, because that's the way the 'cool kids' roll.

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