I know milk is good for your health but DaRn boy how much did you drink?¿?

Im NoT lOoKiNg FoR sOmEoNe To SpEnD tHe ReSt Of My LiFe WiTh Im LoOkInG fOR sOmEoNe To SpEnD tHe NiGhT wItH!

Men are like slinkies, they aren’t really worth anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs!

lol this made me laugh!

A PEACH IS A PEACH,
A PLUM IS A PLUM,
A KISS AINT A KISS,
WITH OUT SOME TONGUE,
SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND GIVE YOUR MOUTH SOME EXERSIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Have a wicked clown for a boyfriend

Every 1 is smart in their own way but i aint to shure about u

Wow it lkooks like u fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Smile it makes ppl wonder wat ur thinkin

Boys are like lava lamps fun to watch but no too brite

Hey u guys PLZZZ comment my poems and qoutes tanx
frm MINNIE