Your man don't like me, but daz ok tell him dat i sell cd's and i can get that yellow tape 4 him 4 free!!

What do you call a Chey at the top of a hill?

A miracle!!

Chevy are like a rock.
If one of them things hit you you'd say the same.

Ford.. At least they've circled the problem.

FORD ~ Found On Redneck Driveways

If the front of your car says 'DODGE", do you really need a horn?

Dodge, the name says it all.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Sooner or later doesn't everyone stop smoking?

Im not conceited,im simply aware of my sexy lil self!!

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I LOV3 U BUT U DON'T KNOW N THE HARDEST PART IS KEEPIN IT INSIDE*+*
ANA!Z

Just because you love him doesn't mean give it up easy means:

Everyone
ALways
Says
You'll f**ck