"Dios hizo Adan, pero Eva lo hizo hombre"

TV this morning*

Every time you miss me just look up at the moon and remember that I would be looking at that same moon, except where I am the sun's out, and that wouldn't be too pleasant to look at.

Why do donuts have holes?

HI-I WROTE A POEM CALLED"HOW DO I DIE??"-PLZ READ AND COMMENT....THNX

Boys are like candy
you can only have so much
than you cant stand it anymore

I work on my looks, not my mind, boys are stupid not blind

(that is from my best friend Lydia, hehe i wander if yall know what it meens)

"Sorry, that we could not work out but there alos that hotter guy who is looking at me right now"

"I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats ... that can't be safe."

I used to think it was love between us
until i found out u had no penis
you remind me of a little girl
and when i think of us
it makes me hurl

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me,
so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me.

*not mine but i like it*