You cant rape
The willing! ;)

Do you have a boyfriend?

nope boys are icky

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?

an interpreter

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I don't have anything against blondes

Men are like shoes. You wear them (use them) for while then you let your friends have them.

You say crazy like it's a bad thing

The voices inside my head don't like you.

Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped....

Men are like roses, they smell nice, but watch out for the pricks...

You know its weird having people look at me with you thinking, why the hell is she with him, she could get so much better, but even if there is better, i don't want it, all i want is you...