Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Me: Love is a Sensation
    Caused by Temptation
    A guy sticks his Location
    In a girls Destination
    To increase the Population
    Of the next Generation
    Do you understand my Explanation
    Or do u need a Demonstration?

    siter : i need a demostration

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • PrincesaVillegas [4:41 P.M.]: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

    XxESExSITERxX [4:42 P.M.]: and whats the reason?

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • Me: babe you've been a bad boy... go to MY ROOM!!!

    boyfriend: ok.... but why... oh...lol what am i ganna do there?....

    me: (very confused)

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • Me: you remind me of my next boyfriend...lol

    boyfriend: oh... how?

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • Me: The men may wear the pants in the relationship..... but i control the zipper

    boyfriend:you do?

    me: uh ... yeah...

    boyfriend: how?

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • Dance like no one is watching!

    by Brett
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  • If you kiss me dont be sassy use your tounge and make it nasty !!!!!!!

    by amy
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  • The men may wear the pants in the relationship..... but i control the zipper ;)

    by amy
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  • You're like Petit Filous, Very Tasty :P

    by *BeAuTiFuLlY*iNaDeQuEtE*
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  • His Riddle Box hoodie....$65
    His twizted pants...$83
    His red nike air shoes....$87
    His hatchet gear boxers....$27

    All these things spead across your bedroom floor....PRICELESS

    by Natali Lopez
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