Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I only think of u on two occasions...

    thats night
    and day

    by gucci
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  • I'm tired of playin boys's games...from now on they're playin my games:)

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  • Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

    by Ashley
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  • You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? thats why i never take baths
    -steven wright

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  • When a man steal your wife there is no better revenge the to let him keep her
    -sacha guitry

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  • Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

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  • We are the ones who define the boundaries of reality, they do not define us.We are the dreamers, farmers, factory workers,the dominate species on the planet. We can do whatever we put our mind to.

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  • If there was no art, then all things created would have to serve a purpose. Everyone would know how to use everything. Witch isn't that bad, but people need outlets for their emotions, so without art they'd just keep it bottled up until they explode.

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  • If your guys a cheat, dont get mad, get even!

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  • Why don't old men have sex with old women?

    Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwhich?!

    sorry, thats gross but its so funny..lol