Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • .roses are red.
    .violets are blue.
    .the softer the bed.
    .the better the screw.

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  • Always keep smiling.....

    because thats the second best thing you can do with your lips (;

    by cassy
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  • Guys are like roses watch out for the priks.

    by Amber
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  • Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
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    Ma frend's, thanks maite!

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  • ThE lEss u go AfTer hiM Da More He'LL cOmE afTer u

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  • Good girls cover there eyes during the naughty parts in a movie but us bad girls laugh because we know we can do better

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  • Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in!

    by Lies
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  • They say if you really love something let it go, if it comes back it yours, and if it dont hunt it down and drag it back!!

    by Jamey
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  • You say you love me, You say you need me, I say ok, Oh and btw what was your name agian?

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  • Im feeling a little off.. You mind turning me on?

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