Hey silly fagot d***s are for chicks

Me: I know we haven't known each other for a long time...but i have to ask u a very important question that will determine the rest of our relationship...i just gotta know...will u...

Other: will i...?

Me: be my friend?

Other:...

PLZ comment my stuff..i have tons of poems and i promise that they r good... thanx guyz!

The Sky is Purple
The Grass is Blue
This Poem is Almost
As Messed Up As You

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

A good friend says: maybe you have had enough to drink thats enough put it down

A best friend says: You better drink that we dont waste that shit

NOT MINE==JUST SAW IT SOMEWHERE==

Here i sit
broken hearted
tried to cry
but only farted

All the guys in the world, couldnt make me forget you.

Kiss me now
kiss me if you can,
now open your eyes..................
you are kissing your salfe.

Did you say she was your one night stand or your one nightstand? Cause nightstands stay by your bedside way too long for me to be your girlfriend.