DoN\'T F.U.C.K wiTh ME, I F.U.C.K BACK

'If we put all men on the moon it would get overcrowded and they wouldn't be able to fend for themselves cos they're stupid, so they'd all die!'

(c) Sarah

Remember my name you'll be screaming it later!!

God made mud,
God made dirt,
God made guys,
So girls can flirt.
I hate mud,
I hate dirt,
I hate guys,
but I still flirt.

"Life was so easy when boys had cooties."

Boys:
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Fall for this, and you'll pay the price.

If your in Paris and a HUGE mob is after you, make sure you practice safe sex.

I'm always the victim !!

GO CHECK OUT MY NEW POEM LOVIES!!!!

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue
So open your mouth,
Close your eyes
And give your tongue
Some exercise!!