Your Prices are very reasonable and they taste good

~Lauren saying that to McDonalds~

Contrary to popular belief men are not pigs.

Pigs are kind, intelligent and sensitive animals.

So please ladies stop insulting the poor pigs!

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Do you have a Bandaid?
[why]
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Are you a parking ticket?
(What?)
You got fine written all over you.

The words " I Love You" have 8 letters but then again so do the words " I Want You"

You know what they say about guys who eat big hamburgers......they have big condom...ents....
kinda stupid but my friends and i wun nite just made that up...