Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

I knew I was nuts the day that squirrel looked at me funny

Last night, I played a blank tape and the mime next door went nuts

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther,,,,for that thing you do with your tongue.

Never let a man get too attached too close, that can't even afford too buy you two diet cokes!

Take of your pants, shirt and shoes,
So you can show me what you can do,
Ok, baby you ready for some fun?
What do you mean? Your already done?

"If a person has the I.Q. benieth that of a carrot, they should not breed."

Sarah

"I can't love you...you too ugly"

No one can love me like you do
no one can trust me like you do
but no one can work it
like my sancho do