Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

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  • Death is herediitary, watch out

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  • I either get what I want or I change my mind

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  • If you can't convince them, confuse them

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  • If jealousy was a drug yall B$*!&es would be fiens

    by Birdie
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  • Please read and comment on my love d

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  • If The Girl I Am Now, Would Met The Girl I Was Back Then, She'd Kick My Ass.. These Are The Facts..

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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me,
    so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me.

    *not mine but i like it*

    by Carolyn
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  • I used to think it was love between us
    until i found out u had no penis
    you remind me of a little girl
    and when i think of us
    it makes me hurl

    by Lezlie
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  • "I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats ... that can't be safe."

    by JESSIE
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