Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I hate bi**hes but i LoVe mine

    by Jenie
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  • Whats the worst thing you can do to your gf/bf when your having s.e.x?

    Call her/him...

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  • Wen u c d car ~rockin~, dnt cuma ~knockin~

    by xCezx
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  • What u c is what u dnt get, so drool on, dream on and move on!

    by xCezx
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  • Summer time
    beautiful with baking sun
    flower bossoms and green field
    hot horny and sweat

    by see
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  • Got a problem with me? solve it.
    think i'm trippin? tie my shoes.
    can't stand me? sit back down.
    can't face me? turn around!

    ~lmao!! not mine but i love it so much! whoever made it up, ur a legend! i think its gr8!!~

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  • My love hurts
    Ill treat you like dirt!!!!

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  • Yo may think ya gurl can do it like me,
    but she can't she only can pretend to be me!!

    by Nina_69
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  • That money talks I don't deny, I just heard mine yell 'goodbye'

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  • Admitting he hurt you is the 1st step, kicking his ass is the 2nd.

    by Sam
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