Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • When a guy broke up with you
    Friends would say
    "You deserve better"
    Best friends would call the boy and say
    "You will die in seven days."

    by Amanda
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  • Fruit Loops are gay Cheerios.

    by Jimmeh
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  • Im Fine
    F*vcked up
    I*diotic
    N*eurotic
    E*motional

    Just, Fine.

    Thanks for asking, How are you? :)

    by Jimmeh
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  • I called your boyfriend Gay and he hit me with his purse. lol

    by Jackie
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  • What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush?
    Squezze me hard and I'll cum anytime anywhere.

    by Simone
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  • Jack and Jill went up the hill
    to fetch a pail of water.
    Jill fell down clutching half a crown
    but not for carrying water.

    by Gordon Whittaker
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  • I told you boyfriend he was gay...
    then he hit me with his purse!!

    by Stephanie
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  • If men had their period, they would be bragging about what size tampons they use!!

    by Stephanie
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  • *Girl says to Ex Boyfriend*

    Girl: Let's play a game of questions.
    Boy:OK
    Girl: What would u do if Ur X was going with 1 of your cuzzins.
    Boy: I wouldnt care
    Girl: Ok good. Can I have his phone number?

    *I actually said that. LOL*

    by MiSZ ALAiNA
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  • Better to lose a love than love a loser lol lol

    by JAB
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