If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Not sure where this came from

" in bed by 8 pm home by 11 pm"

My favorite animal is steak

Dont hate me cause I am beautiful hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am beautiful!"

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty."

Lifes 2 short 2 date ugly guys.....unless they have money

Guys break hearts so why not break their necks?

(Not mine but I hope you like it)

Roll, roll, roll, ur joint twist it at the end, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it,
pass it 2 a friend(sing 2 row ur boat)

If men had periods....

They'd brag about their tampon size....

I told him I loved him.
The feelings were mutual...

he loved himself too!!