Your were in the picture of my life then when you did what you did i burnt that picture.

YOU DID WHAT YOU DID NOW IT'S MY TURN TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

Yer that joke was so funny it gave me an asthma attack-and i dont have asthma?!

Love is what i feel for u each and every day every time i see u i think u realy gay

I told your boyfriend he was gay... then he hit me with his purse!!

lmao!!

Can You Be My Night In Shining Armor?
The Last One Turned Out To Be A Loser In Aluminum Foil!?!?!?

A women is like a beer it smells good
it taste good
and youd step over your own mother to get one

You can be my burger king
&& ill be you dairy queen x3
you treat me right
&& ill do it your way =]]

That punk broke my heart!
now,i will break his d..k.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted...
kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted...
kisses spread germs, and germs are hated...
so kiss me baby...
i'm vaccinated!