A dozen roses- $32
Dinner for two- $57
Hotel room at the Hilton- $320
The look on his face when she says she's on her period- PRICELESS

I WANT TO TAKE U TO BIRGER KING N BUY YOU A WHOPPER CUS YOUR MY SHOW STOPPER!!

Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to Sh** but only farted

If i throw a stick, Will you leave??

Why do the numbers on a phone and the numbers on a calculator go different ways?

There are times when i fall in luv with sumone new, but i always seem to find myself back in luv with u

If you don't like me
There is nothing I can do
Newsflash B***h
I DON'T LIVE TO PLEASE YOU

Love is for losers
and I guess I'm one of them

Roses are red voilets are blue,
sugar is sweet are you are too.

Friends are like jelly babies
Never there when you need them