You want a perfect girl, go buy a barbie doll

Girl: Do you like this shiny new toaster I got?
Boy: You already have a toaster, why did you get a new one?
Girl: I didn't want to mess the old one up when I throw it at your head.
Boy: Oh ok. WAIT! WHAT?

Love me if u DARE ;)
do u dare ???

I wasent kissing ur boyfreind....
i was sharing my chocolate
my mum always told me share.....

(good ol mum) :)

When a girl says nothing's wrong -
somethings wrong
when a girl says something's wrong -
everythings wrong
when a girl says everything's wrong-
slowly, walk away!

If you can blame guns for killing people, then I blame misspelled words on my pencil

A flight attendant was checking tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Baby ur like a nat at a barbecue!

haha..

When I said I'd hit that
I meant with my car.

Im a real girl

with real curves
with real hopes
with real love
with real mistakes
with real smiles
with a real nose...

can u handle that?