I love my boyfriend,
yes i do.
he's for me,
and not for u.
But if by chance u steal my place,
I'll take my fist and punch ur face. =]

~saw it on a shirt and luv it!~

Alcohol;
Some of the Best Times
Youll Never Remember.

Having a guy break your heart and say "we can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying "you can still keep it."

I was thinking about love and realized i couldn't figure out why cupid was chosen to represent valentine's day. when i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon!

Life is a journey, only for people who believe chickens gone wild.

Oh come on. it's just your soul. it's not like you need it right?...right?

If in doubt,...

Bust him out !!
=]

Sometimes when you get stuck in a situtation that you don't want to be in and you just can't get your foot out of the juter, set the car to drive and move on.

Boys are like dogs... they always try to stick their nose up your skirt and want to hump your leg.

The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, nobody wants to live any other way.