Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • To the husbands thas won us, the losers that lost us and the lucky guys that meet us

    by sammie
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  • Please Comment on my poem and let me no wat u think... THANKS

    by Punkin
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  • I know that you know that I know that you know.

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  • BeLIEve

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  • Sex is a race where you dont want to cum first

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  • I don't want a broken heart; I will lose the pieces

    by Punkin
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit!

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  • What happend to the love?!
    What happend to the smiles?!
    If they're all done I have ONE more question...

    What happend to making cookies with me!?!?

    (lmao ANNAFRED love you!)
    i have messed up friends:P XOXO

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  • Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid

    Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt

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  • Its not that i dont like you, i just dont like you, like you lol wtf?!

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