If man's best friend is "Dog" then ur definitely my "bi*ch"

I Think...
therefore I'm Single.

Water in the river flows,
But we dont know where it goes,
As we know that time pass by seconds as it slows.
But through it all you remain as my white rose.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Now you're with her &I'm happy for you.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
I'm just kidding, I want her dead.

I get real pleasure, out of looking for
The entrance to the exit.

Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest

The best advice a man can take on women is 'Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?'

So my friends ask why I can't be with you
And I would tell them..

We didn't wana make Dear John part 2 :x

"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it."

I never get upset when i see my exboyfriend with someother girl because my mommy told me tht i always should give up my old toys for the less fortanite(;