Am i with him because i love him, or am i with him so i can laugh in your face and say mines better??

B abe
I n
T otal
C ontrol of
H im, herself, her money,his money,chocolate, THE WORLD

BOYS ARE
MEANT TO
BE LOVED NOT...
UNDERSTOOD

HEHEHE ;P

Women are like telephones...They like to be talked to...They like to be held....But if you push the wrong buttons you get disconnected.

Im one of those bad things tht happens to good ppl :D

Be nice to your kids they pick your nursing home

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute screw the fruit!!!

Flowers are ok, jewellerys best, look at me idiot not at my chest, dont call me a girl, a babe or a chick i am a women get it u d***!!!

Men are like...Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.