Relationships are like mine fields...
you don't know if you've chosen the wrong path until it all blows up....

I wish guys could be computers
all you have to do is push apple N and you get a new one.

It's better to have lost a lover, then loved a loser.

Love is like a kitty
tame at moments but fierce when needed

Aomgod i made that up in like 2 seconds so dont laugh! lol

Boy: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

Girl: I'll give you a dime if you tickle mine!

Arent you glad i dont write EVERYTHING that comes into my head?

I Thought I Could Love No Other, That Is Until I Met Your Brother. He Is Hotter Than You By Far!......Oh....And I Frogot To Tell You......I Jacked Your Car!!

Every night before I go to sleep I see those bedroom eyes...gorgeous body, to-die-for face and then I say to myself:

"I really need to take that mirror off of my ceiling!"

Why don't old men have sex with old women?

Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwhich?!

sorry, thats gross but its so funny..lol

If your guys a cheat, dont get mad, get even!