*god.made.mud.god.made.dirt.god
made.you.so.i.could.flirt*

You'll find most women look up to their men
But only because their normally taller

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love....sucks something hard!

Wanna hear a funny joke?.. MEN!

Trying to give up somoking is as hard as trying to give up sex!!

Haha I thought of this the other day, thought it was funny and that i'd tell people!! Please comment! thanks!! xxoo

A man is a king...A king is a ruler...A ruler is 12 inches...STILL THINK YOU ARE A MAN??

I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game right form the start saw your game and played it too so laugh it all up playa the joke was on you

7 S's
Safe
S*x
Sucks
So
Screw
Someone
Specal!

*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*