Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • All i want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same

    by Becky
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  • You come up to me and start some drama, I wear my hair like this so im tall enough to f.u.c.k. your momma.
    Though you could beat me, somebody tricked you, your girl said my hair stay up longer than your d.i.c.k do.

    (it was a freestyle battle)

    by Simone
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  • Practice safe EaTiNg
    Always use CoNdImEnTs!!

    My health teacher told us that! I loved it! Lol

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  • MOST HOTT GUYZ ARE EITHER GAY OR "JERKS"!i!

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  • Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... im a pirate...........................................
    you need to fear me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Boys are stupid throw rocks at them

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  • Dont fall in love
    dont believe the bullshit
    just have fun!!!

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  • My wife said I was so fat that if the starving were cannibals I could feed half the world. I said we should donate BOTH our bodies and end world hunger in one go. And now she's not talking to me. Charming!

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  • Dont mess with a girl who can leave you messed up

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  • If i WANTED to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart

    by Mimi
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