Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Practice safe EaTiNg
    Always use CoNdImEnTs!!

    My health teacher told us that! I loved it! Lol

    by Ashleigh
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  • Morse code turns me on, and off, and on, and off, and ON!

    by Tony
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  • If you are what you eat, then I guess you're a cow.

    by UntilYouBreakMyHeart221
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  • MOST HOTT GUYZ ARE EITHER GAY OR "JERKS"!i!

    by Maggie Joseph
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  • Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... im a pirate...........................................
    you need to fear me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Crazy Kitten
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  • Boys are stupid throw rocks at them

    by NicoleBaby101
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  • Dont fall in love
    dont believe the bullshit
    just have fun!!!

    by hate 2 love you
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  • My wife said I was so fat that if the starving were cannibals I could feed half the world. I said we should donate BOTH our bodies and end world hunger in one go. And now she's not talking to me. Charming!

    by Ed or Ian Henderson
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  • Dont mess with a girl who can leave you messed up

    by MariaJose94
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  • If i WANTED to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart

    by Mimi
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