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All i want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same |
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You come up to me and start some drama, I wear my hair like this so im tall enough to f.u.c.k. your momma. |
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Practice safe EaTiNg |
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MOST HOTT GUYZ ARE EITHER GAY OR "JERKS"!i! |
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... im a pirate........................................... |
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Boys are stupid throw rocks at them |
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Dont fall in love |
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My wife said I was so fat that if the starving were cannibals I could feed half the world. I said we should donate BOTH our bodies and end world hunger in one go. And now she's not talking to me. Charming! |
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Dont mess with a girl who can leave you messed up |
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If i WANTED to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart |