If parots go with pirates to Paris,
Will Paris have pirates with parots.
How many pirates with parots in Paris,
will they be if Paris had parots and pirates?

I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought if the thought i thought was the thought i thought i thought then i wouldn't have thought so much

i got this from some little riddle book or something...lol.....:D

Say this 5 times fast:
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
FLOOR!

When you get money out of the ATM scream out as loud as you can, "I won! I won! I finally won the lottery,"

This is an a and b conversation so c your way out before d and e come f you up g

There were two muffins in an oven,
one says to the other "man its hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!"

Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy stick's his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do you need a demonstration???

I saw i saw in arkansa out of all the saws i ever saw i never saw a saw like the saw i saw in arkansa

A kiss is a kiss, and a plum is a plum, but a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open up wide and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise

Doesnt expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?