There is no time like the present, so its always the time to present your present.

If parots go with pirates to Paris,
Will Paris have pirates with parots.
How many pirates with parots in Paris,
will they be if Paris had parots and pirates?

Love isnt finding the perfect person...its seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

I saw i saw in arkansa out of all the saws i ever saw i never saw a saw like the saw i saw in arkansa

When you get money out of the ATM scream out as loud as you can, "I won! I won! I finally won the lottery,"

Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy stick's his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do you need a demonstration???

A kiss is a kiss, and a plum is a plum, but a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open up wide and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise

This is an a and b conversation so c your way out before d and e come f you up g

There were two muffins in an oven,
one says to the other "man its hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!"

Doesnt expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?