Roses are red
violets are fine
ill be the 6
if you'll be the 9

ahahaha get it???

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

A peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss ain't a kiss without any tongue
so open your mouth, and close your eyes
and give your tongue some exercise!

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Irish Wristwatch

Alpha Kenny One

Say it really fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U said it not me!!!!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
so fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he ? =]

A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone

High class, ghetto ass
bangin style, sexy smile
luscious thights, candy eyes
tempting lips, killa kiss
so wave goodbye, and blow a kizz
cuz baby you,cant handle this

If a person told you "I'm a compulsive liar", would you believe them?