Eulogy For Trump (Humor)

by Mark   Sep 2, 2018

Hello to all in this a sad event
the passing great - our leader Donald Trump
tho' doubtless we agree - in each lament
that death was pending this; a sexist chump.

Ivanka! My sincerest heartfelt tones
for not this day - his wake, but for his life
and whilst you may be left with just his bones
I fear they'd been in more than just his wife.

Hello to all the Russians at the back
not sure how you got in, but it's okay
collusions not a crime, just don't unpack!
But thanks for Trump, and each his own affray.

According to his will, our Trump bequeathed
that border south; a wall again be wreathed.

"If he hath power, wealth and by his side - beauty....let he be made fun of in reverence and not expense"


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  • 3 years ago

    by Michael


    You have beauty in humour as well :) M.

  • 3 years ago

    by Ben Pickard

    This is quite literally the funniest sonnet I have ever read. I think I've written fifty odd sonnets and never once thought about writing a humorous one (which tells you a little about me, perhaps) but this opens up a whole world of possibilities! Mind you, politicians make it easy, don't they?

    Take care, Mark

  • 3 years ago

    by deeplydesturbed

    Very funny Mark! Had me chuckling.. Pity I cant nominate because you always seem to post when we cant nominate... :P

    but well done.

  • 3 years ago

    by Mr. Darcy

    So funny, but he really is a prime twerp.

    Trump (acrostic)

    Mocking this,
    Peculiar pendulous pompous prick

  • 3 years ago

    by Em (marmite)

    And humorous it is well done Mark on yet another fabulous write and one which lifted my spirits

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