Oh the Irony!!!!!!

Of course I'm not superficial!
How could I be?
I always judge others by their looks,
Completely disregarding their unique personality,
If they're smart, or if they have a heart,

Of course I'm not materialistic!
How could I be?
I only deserve the very best, better than all the rest,
My clothes are name brand, never second-hand, yuck!,
and I only buy things that are officially "cool",

Of course I'm not rude!
How could I be?
I tell the truth and give useful criticism,
Always destructive, never constructive,
I like to swear, pull peoples hair, and do i care?! No!

Of course I'm not ironic?
How could I be?
I always say the complete opposite of what i do,

Of course I'm not Ironic!

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***and i wrote this poem in grade 8, it might seem a little dumb, but i like it.