Male menopause?

Male menopause? :

Are you always feeling nervous and irritable?
The animal has lost his sexual appetite?
Days filled with lack of interest and low self-esteem!
Your facing a mid-life crisis and gaining in weight.

You sense your time is running out.
Forgetful in all that you do, unable to concentrate on what you have to do!
So much anxiety and fear surrounds you.
Many sleepless nights filled with dread.

You feel your body growing old, slow to recover from an illness or injury.
So indecisive in actions you have to take!
There is no pill to take, no remedy for what you have.
Your diagnosis is male menopause.

It's more in your mind then anything else.
So take some time to chill out.
Relax and put your mind at ease,
mellow like a fine wine.

Steven Beesley (c)