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by gack60 Nov 1, 2007
Fun, humor /
Once upon a time in Fairytale land,
Things were getting a bit out of hand.
Snow White and Aladdin were due to be wed,
Thumbelina is bridesmaid, or so it is said.
The three blind mice could see, but not hear,
From a kiss to a frog, Pinocchio did appear.
Sleeping Beauty had woken, to find she was gross,
And Hansel and Gretel were no longer close.
The Three Little Pigs had built some hotels,
And Cinderella was now dishing out spells.
The Magic Mirror, was magic no more,
The Seven Dwarf's work was becoming a chore.
The Gingerbread Man, he was easily caught,
Humpty Dumpty was pushed, is what is now thought.
The Big Bad Wolf, he ate the Three Bears,
Rapunzel's tower was now fitted with stairs.
Tom Thumb moved in with the Lady In The Shoe,
Old Mother Hubbard had just enough for a stew.
Red Riding Hood was dancing to the Pied Pipers tune,
Peter Pan beat Hook using only a wooden spoon.
Tinkerbell and the Giant were really good friends,
The Ugly Sisters were prom queens, and thats where it ends.
I hope that this poem has filled you with laughter,
And the characters in it, live happily ever after.
Absolutely Peachy Bro!!!
Love it, Love it, Love it!
Flows perfectly and even though the characters in this are fictional everyone knows their stories inside out .. so to tell the tale the way you did - just sounds twisted!My favourite of yours so far .. by some distance. I've not a bad word to say about it. I'm in this contest too and fancy my chances a whole lot less now.
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Ha ha, this is a funny poem. I like how you used all the disney characters. Nice job!!! 5/5