My Scotland

The country where I was born
Where people watch porn
I live in a town called Dundee
It's better than Richard's smelly Surrey

My friend said to prove I'm Scottish
So I ate lots of Haggis
My kilt is the best
Better than Simon's smelly vest

My first set of bagpipes
Was so lovely that men gave me lovebites
The Loch Ness monster is my pet
I caught it in a net
So
Now I will end this poem by saying...
SCOTLAND IS A AMAZING!

***No Offence To Anyone Named Simon And Richard***