It makes a heart proud when your daughter messages you with a "Happy mother's day!" in your mail box and I am truly blessed! :)

Our steadiness is our love of foundation

Our fairness is our love

What we undone we must undo of love

Love is a trickle of love

Regardless of your age, 10 years from now you'll want to relive your present age for one of two reasons: 1. It was awesome. 2. You wasted it.

WARNING, Do not smoke near gas pumps! Your life may not be worth much, but gas is!

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you.

Most stoners seem like they're not too bright. But ask them about weed and they turn into a walking Wikipedia.

Someone told me I was too cute to be single so I told them they were too dumb to be giving advice.