Were you ever real?
I ask myself this after a night of too much vodka.
I can make myself believe anything at this point.
You existed for someone else.
You were never meant for me.

Love didn’t make me blind
It made me stay.

I never want to hear those three words again

A traveller throughout her life
A great adventurer was Miss Norita
Killed by one of those fish
That can swim up your urethra

R.I.P 2001 - 2024
Our unforgettable Mei
It took us 3 years to notice
She’d been replaced by A.I

Into the arms of god
We do bequeath the soul of Lou
We didn’t know him
But it seems the right thing to do

Love is the closest thing to magic… but not all magic is good.

The world is less bright
Now we’ve lost Katrina
Since she deleted her insta
Nobody’s seen her

Spread your wings Angel
Our miracle, our Jane
She flushed whilst sat
And got sucked out the plane

Cherished memories
Of Aunt Ida
Poisoned by radiation
From the hadron collider