Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • Don't laugh over the imperfection of others
    Because you don't know you're more abnormal
    than them...

    Goddess Poet March 6,2014

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  • "don't chu wish yo gurlfrien wus hott lyke me?!"

    -pussy cat dolls

    by alexis
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  • If you thiunk i'm a B***H,
    Wait till' you meet my mother!!!!

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  • U are so cute
    i pinch ur cheeks u go red like a balloon! :)

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  • A peach is peach
    a plum is a plum
    but i kiss not a kiss
    without some tongue
    so open ur mouth
    and close your eyes,
    now give ur tongue some exercise ^^

    by Subin
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  • RosesRRED
    VioletsRBlue
    im inLove
    not with u
    whenwebrokeup
    u thouht i cryed
    but all it waswas another guy
    u told urFriends iWas aTrick
    i toldMine uHad aWeakD1ck
    i saidILovedU
    and u thouht it wasTrue
    well guess whatNiga u got plyed to

    by Melissa
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  • Go ahead and talk about me;
    but I have some advice.
    Click your heels together && say
    i NEED A LiFE.

    by MiRANdA
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  • Nobodi kno's wht goes on behind dem close'd door's mayb its ur dad freakin a chicken.......like i said nobodi kno's wht goes on behind close'd door's

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  • Nobodi kno's wht goes on behind dem close'd door's mayb its ur dad freakin a chicken.......like i said nobodi kno's wht goes on behind close'd door's

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  • Whatevers Clever!

    by Amanda
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