"I am sis' #1 skinny stunner"

A D!ck is like an ice cream cake
one color on the outside
white on the inside
but Good all around

If practice makes man perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

You talk syt bout me cuz u think u noe me bcth if i had dck u'll da frist one to blow me

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice but before you mess with me you better think twice.

Hot breath upon my neck,
lips so tender,
skin so soft,
sweet tongue,
I wake up,
damn,
just another dream.

"I like a guy with something that sticks out"

(...what I meant was I like a guy with something that stands out about them...it just didn't come out right)

;)

My man is...
hot...
cute...
funny...
smart...
cool...
and...

I have never met him...

If men had there periods they'd brag about the size of their tampons ;)

Men play the game, women know the score.