You called me a bit.ch?
A bit.ch is a D.O.G.
Dogs -B-a-r-k-
bark is a part of ((trees))
trees are a part of [nature]
and nature is !beautiful!
so thanks for the compliemnt!

I'm a princess I live in the clouds
If u wanna kick it with me u better bow down
Get down on ur knees and call me ur highness
Cuz baby I'm the best and I'm the finest!!!

Elton john wants a rolls royce tattooed on his c o c k.
The tattooist says "You might aswell have a landrover instead with all the s h i t you go through!"

Kids in the backseat cause accidents...
accidents in the back seat cause kids

\\\"i aint no d**k so b**** keep my name out yo mouth\\\"

Some guys say "suck on it" but I say, "Sry, i choke on small objects."

Is a friend really your friend or is that person talking behind your back if they are just slapp them and run.just you were just playing.

IF IT AIN'T CUTE PUT IT ON MUTE

I got all F's on my report card. So I says to my teachers, "Throw some D's on that b.itch!"

WTAM?

What the AIDS Muffin?