Papi caiste tu callo malanga am sorry for ya....

De Verdad q tienes q ser cubano pa entender esa frase.....

Get out the streets you fecking bum

I love your smile
Your face and your eyes,
Damn im good at telling lies!!

Kind, intelligent,
Loving and hot,
That describes everthing your not!!

Remember my name because you'll be scream'en it later

got this off a shirt i bought for my best friends boyfriend

"Drugs are bad unless you have a really good excuse"

" If a cop pulls you over, cry. He'll just give you a warning"

" Never send in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics"

Mike's words of wisdom......
" My pen smells like chili cheese Fritos"

One Day The World Will Be Just Like Me, Crazy And Weird

Some girls are like vacuums. They such, they blow, they get layed in the closet.

There comes a time in every guys life
when they need to stop and ask for dicertions and i think its ur time now becasue this is the 20th time we have pasted this welcome to Missouri sign and we r tring to leave missouri