Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • Don eva let a guy tel u wat to do.Women gotz to b standin up 4 dem selves.

    By:PaPiZpRiNcEsS

    by brittany
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  • Save The Earth (it is the only planet with chocolate on it)

    by KP
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  • I smoke da best weed
    all dem guys be tryin to get with me

    (this is from a song btw!!!)

    by Whispy.Gypsy
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  • If i nibble on this wire, do you think it will kill me!

    by Rich G
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  • Diagnosed as a - Juggalette
    Symptoms - psycho, crazy, lunatic.
    Cure - Unknown
    Most Often seen w/ a - Bottle of faygo in left hand. And a swinging hatchet in the right hand

    by jeanine
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  • My name is luke lazenby and i luv men.

    by ~*~TeRrIfIeD~*~
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  • Rose r red
    pickles are green
    i love ur legs
    and wats in between

    by shahadah
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  • You fink your so rich but your just a btch you fink your cool bunking off skool
    you fink your hot but your not
    you fink your good wid the fellas makin us all jelouse but where not! just step away from da mirror b4 u brake it

    by Marwa
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  • IF HE'S FAKE,
    HIT HIM WITH THE DAMN RAKE!

    by LiiL MaMa
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  • Nobodi kno's wht goes on behind dem close'd door's mayb its ur dad freakin a chicken.......like i said nobodi kno's wht goes on behind close'd door's

    by ~*LiL G0ldi3*~
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