Peace pot Tequila shot
Jesus loves me stoned or not
Sex drugs F u c k the world
Speed weed birth control
life sucks then u die once u pull and "American Pie"
Half of us wont make it 2 Heaven
Cause were the class of 2007!!

Save The Earth (it is the only planet with chocolate on it)

If i nibble on this wire, do you think it will kill me!

I smoke da best weed
all dem guys be tryin to get with me

(this is from a song btw!!!)

You fink your so rich but your just a btch you fink your cool bunking off skool
you fink your hot but your not
you fink your good wid the fellas makin us all jelouse but where not! just step away from da mirror b4 u brake it

My name is luke lazenby and i luv men.

IF HE'S FAKE,
HIT HIM WITH THE DAMN RAKE!

Rose r red
pickles are green
i love ur legs
and wats in between

Diagnosed as a - Juggalette
Symptoms - psycho, crazy, lunatic.
Cure - Unknown
Most Often seen w/ a - Bottle of faygo in left hand. And a swinging hatchet in the right hand

Party hard, rock n roll,
We're the class you can't control,
Guy's are pimps, Girls are fine,
We're the class of 2009!!!