If vocka was water and i was a duck i would swim to the bottom and never come up but vockas on water and im not a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the **** up

She's the type of girl
that can be so hurt
but still look at him & smile
she's the type of girl
who is willing to brighten his day
even if she can't brighten her own

Stay mad as long as you can.
Because once you're not mad anymore,
it hurts. It hurts like hell and once it hurts
that bad, you can't make yourself mad anymore.

"I play fair, all spices of male are idiots."

LYkE CoMe oN Now I DnT nEeD U....Or dO I????U MaKiin Me qUeStiOn mY Own sElF.......nd den goT ya cHIcKz cALlIn Me nD Now u wAnT Me baQ AfTeR U DoNE WiT heR.........u cAlL DiS LuV???

I say we get the designated driver drunk, so we have a wicked ride home

&& Since I changed I guess they think I got soft.
I guess you hard when you dead or locked behind bars?

Just...Try

Best Pick Up Line I've Ever Heard!!

Why don't you come back to my place, we can peel back my star wars bed sheets and i'll show you what a true jeddi can do with his light saber!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
for the record, i don't have star wars bedding lol!

??LoSt In my OwN ThOuGhTs?? TrYinG 2 awAKe fRm THIS NIgHtMaRE I calL rEALiTy....: (