Sum cum here 2 sit n think, sum cum here to $hit n stink, but i cum here to scratch my ba!!s n read da bu!! $shit on da walls ...

$ex is bad...
$ex is a sin...
but though r 4given so stick it in!!!

SMoKe A sMoKe NoT a B!uNt !!
Fu(k A vIrGiN nOt A $lUt !!

Im just lyke Lucky Charms magically delicious...
N just lyke Cocoa Puffs u go kookoo 4 me...

*~*~* dAt WiLl Fu(kIn HoLd U *~*~*

5 F's of guy rules
1.Find em
2.Flirt wit em
3.Finger em
4.Fu.ck em
5.Forget em

~*~*~ PuNcH a CrYp In Da LiP lEt Da TrU cOlOrZ dRyP ~*~*~

Life is a Bi+ch cuz if it were a Slu+ it wuld be eazy !!!

~*~ iM sWeEt LyKe SuGaR ~*~
*~* sTiCkY lYkE hOnEy *~*
~*~ So RuN yO pOcKeTz ~*~
*~* N gIvE mE yO mOnEy *~*

U can TURN a HOUSEWIFE into A ho3...
BUT u CANT turn A ho3 INTO a HOUSEWIFE...