Why was the term 'slang' made up? 'Slang' is just a messed up version of a word, what's the point in inventing it?

“When we’re young, act the way you have to be. When your old, act the way you wanna be.”

“I’m lost in thought, please someone send me a search party.”

“Can't talk now, having a staring contest with this painting. MUST NOT BLINK!!!!”

Talking behind my back? While u there kiss my ass!

Got a problem wit me????
Slove it

Think im trippin????
Tie my shoes

Can't stand me????
Sit down

Can't face me????
Turn the fu** around

Everyone sees who I appear to be
But only few know the real me
You only see what I choose to show
There's so much behind my smile
You. Just. Don't. Know

He said "I love u"

I laughed and said " Sorry, Im allergic to bullsh**"

I play my game like monopoly I dare any bi*** to land on my property

Guys are just like pennies . . . .
TWO FACE AND PRICELESS!!!

i donno where i got dis one from