Elton john wants a rolls royce tattooed on his c o c k.
The tattooist says "You might aswell have a landrover instead with all the s h i t you go through!"

~*~Foreva UR gurl~*~

Just cause i flirt dont mean i luh ya and just cuz i flirt dont mean i a h.o.e

When your life pulls down,
push back.

If I could be an angel
I’d make your every wish come true
But I am only human
Just a girl in love with u

Many things stand for love
But roses die
Chocolates melt
And words go out of style
Nothing represents my love for u
Cuz my love never dies, melts, and will always be in style.

Girls are like fireworks. Our kisses light up the night, our hugs make everything bright, when we're mad we explode, and when we're happy we make everything glow...

I'm a princess I live in the clouds
If u wanna kick it with me u better bow down
Get down on ur knees and call me ur highness
Cuz baby I'm the best and I'm the finest!!!

Everybody is gonna hurt u sonner or l8r, but uve gotta decide whos worth da pain...

HE IS MY DRUG AND IM HOOKED!i!