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  • Dnt call me a pwincess ... dnt call me a queen... jst call b da best fing u've eva seen!

    -not written by me.. i am not a luvo!

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  • Luv bginz wif a smile, dvelops wif a kiss n endz in tears.

    -not by me

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  • Don't try 2 understand me just luv me

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  • Im thru wid guyz
    they all tell lies
    they brake mi heart
    and make me cry
    lovin dem is a sin
    HAY look at da guy
    dat jst walked in!!!!

    lotz of luv frm hayz m8 chelley

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  • Boys can be used as play toys
    You can play with them for as long as you want, but later on you can put them back on the shelf.

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  • There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

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  • Men are like parking spots
    The good ones are always taken
    and the ones that are left are either too far away, married, or handicapped.

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  • Sex is like math, divide the legs, subtract the clothes and pray they don't multiply.

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  • Everything that glitters, isn't gold.

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  • "For all the times ya'll have talked about me....thanks for making me the center of attention in your lame worlds"

    by Jessx3
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