I did it because I can I can cuz i want to I want to because you said i couldn't

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice but before you mess with me you better think twice.

Im never late...ur just early

Lifes not a garden, so quit being such a H0E !

Go to bed with itchy ar$£crac wake up with stinky fingers, heeheehee

Elton john wants a rolls royce tattooed on his c o c k.
The tattooist says "You might aswell have a landrover instead with all the s h i t you go through!"

WTAM?

What the AIDS Muffin?

&&äŋď ĺ ļôvэĐ ỷóÜ דּŘǾm ţήĖ 1ŜŦ MõMĕח† į §ÃЩ УǾũ

Guys fake relationships!
so why do girls encourage them by faking it in bed!!!!

Hey kiddo,
i can see that you have tears,
teenage romance will hurt,
youll be used to it in a few years