Pick up lines....

im bored and i wanted to know what decent pick up lines are out there, i just hope im not desperite enuf to use them. so if you know any, plz tell...
Ben

No ways! Those are SOOOOo CORRRNNYYYY!!!!!!

1)these lips are leaving town, you wanna be on them.

2) the word of the day is legs lets go spread the word.

3) pinch me i'm dreaming

personally i prefer this approach.

* um er your cute and you have a great personality, do you um wanna go out with me?

that as an actual conversation i had with a girl she said yes.

the trick is to get them on their own, because if she's with anyone the answer is no followed by a lot of giggles.

Check the tag on her shirt and when she asks you what you're doing say "Oh I just wanted to see if you were made in heaven".
Don't try this, I would actually slap a guy for checking my tags...

"Don't be alarmed if a fat guy in a red suit tries to put you in a big bag. I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas"

"Do you want to 'deal'?"

I was disGUSTED at this. I threw a banana at the guy.

well my bf never said anything to me but he told me that before he met me he was thinking about going up to me and saying "you dont know it yet, but you want me."

lmfao and what are the odds.. XD

"I lost my teady bear.. care to take its place?"

"you make me believe in angels."

"I'm _______. I've been traveling around and.. of all the places i have been.. i found extrodinary beauty in an ordinary place.. "

"id hate myself if i were to walk away tonight without knowing if i will see you again"

So.......you're a girl, huh?

xD

I told you that one, didn't I, -anti-depression-??

Anywho, one would be:

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you got kicked from hell?

what about,

" if you were a booger, i'd pick you first? "

hehe

Or what about

" do you have any (race you are) in you? no? really? do you want some? " haha
(i wouldnt suggest using that unless you wanted to be severely beaten)

But the best one that works and makes a woman get caught off gaurd is

" Do you want to be spontaneous?"

reminder: try starting a conversation first before you drop this line.

LMAO!! Those are hilarious.

1. Are your eyes hurting? Cuz they're killing me.
2. I'm new here, and I'm lost, can you show me the way to your place?
Reply: I have a bad sense of direction.
3. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
4. How was Heaven when you left it?
5. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

These are some of the corniest pick up lines I ever got, and under SOME circumstances, they make me half melt. I find just saying Hi, is the best pick-up ever. :-D

1.My names pogo, wana jump on my stick?
2.they say diamands are a womens best friend, well... They also say that bout me.
3.wana re arange the alfabet? put U and I together
4.If you were a booger I'd pick you first
5.did you just fart? cause you blow me away.

Are you from Tennesse!?[idk if its spelled right]
cause your the only Ten I See

haha

so dumb =o]

All 'pick up lines' suck.

HAH! Who comes up with these??

I have one....hehe

"Can i have a photo of you? So i can show santa what I want for Christmas?" :P

n

"are you a broom? Cos you just swept me off my feet"

haha. these are soo amusing. however, i don't seem to see my favorite. the parrot one. there is also one wear you take the girls hand to "read" it.

the parrot one:

guy: if you were a pirate which shoulder would your parrot be on *place hand on closest shoulder, then on other*

voila! you have your arm around her! haha.

one of my sweetest friends does that. its cute, i let him put his arms around me. so, you wanna watch out who it iis you go and reach out for. so may be ficious and bite.

the main point. watch when you use a pick up line, don't get beat up!

Haha some of these are hilarious.. while i was reading these ones were the funniest ones.. i woudnt reccommend using them haha

Dark Demise:

.My names pogo, wana jump on my stick?

x.Forever Waiting.x :

Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

lmfao

Hi, how are you, great, yeah.. so.. let's go.

Baby, I ain't no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.

Lol!

david

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? OR SHOULD i WALK BY AGAIN?

For the men to use:

Hello, I have a peacock.

Hehe, my mate turned round to me yesterday and said,

"best pick up line in the world "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" (sp?)

His wit is the best! lmao

This is my personal pick up line that I use on girls

Me: Hay do you wanna do a 68?
girl: whats that??
me: You go down on me and I'll owe you 1
girl: Yes

Made in Russia, made in America ah, no made in Taiwan

Haha..lol

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.

Do you want to come for a coffee

Here's a stpid one...

"hey... jarvis says he wants to butter your muffin"
perv..

This isn't where i parked my car

Is your name mickey cause your so fine.
lmao that came up on my cell fone under this pick up line section.

Male: u knw what i want to be when i grow up??

Female: No, what??

Male: a Psychologist.

Femal: why?

Male: b/c i wanna knw whats going on inside your head.

i plan to be a psychologist so i really like this one!

Do you wana shag? hey it's honest

I like this one

dude: FAT PENGUIN!!!!!!!

girl: what?

dude: i was trying to think of something to break the ice.