Crazy, Right?

by Alex Penuelas   Jul 16, 2017

Did you know
that most of us wake up
between 2-3am,
even if we don't remember it?

Sounds crazy right?

Now that doesn't sound too bad,
cuz we often have to go pee.

But some psychologists suggest that
if we have absolutely no reason to be up,
there's an 80% chance that
someone is watching you whole you sleep.

Crazy right?

Maybe that one crazy escapee
From the mental asylum
that's been roaming around that
kills people in their sleep.

if caught,
he toys with them
until he gets them so nervous
because he enjoys them
when they are on edge.

Crazy, right?

Check under your bed.
You already did it?
Didn't find anything, right?
How about the closet?
Outside your window?
Nothing outside either, right?

Well, make sure
your blinds are closed now.

As well as your window.

And lock that door.

Good. You're safe now.
Or are you?

Because, well,
while you were busy
following those instructions,
I snuck into your room.

I'm crazy, right?

Speaking of which,



Don't worry,
Everything will be


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Latest Comments

  • 1 year ago

    by CJ Maleney

    Loved this and the ending was spot on

  • 1 year ago

    by Ren indeed!

    *glances over shoulder*

  • 1 year ago

    by Alex Penuelas

    This is the first time I've tried to do something like this. Glad to see the positive reactions!

  • 1 year ago

    by Em

    This made me laugh :) Definitely crazy but 'normal' is overrated

  • 1 year ago

    by mossgirl19

    This is creepy (especially the thought of someone watching you sleep, I did not check under the bed purposely, hehe) and yes, this is crazy too! But it is crazy in a fan-freaking-tastic way, awwww, the ending is superb, Alex! Sweet guy!

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